Julien Jimenez built a deliberately satirical board for French startups: no jury, no algorithm, your rank is what you paid. Payments add up per startup, so the highest total is first, from 0.30 € in 0.30 € steps. The first listing dates from 24 August 2026. Four days later 86 startups had paid 2,687.40 €. The English twin at /us, same rules, same week, had collected $21.60 from five startups. TrustMRR gives a founding date of November 2024 for the company, not for the board.
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Same product, same week, same rule: the French page made 2,687 € and the English twin $21.60. The scene is the product.
A public list where your position is what you paid. Whoever pays more pushes you down.
Every project is taken apart with the same seven questions, each borrowed from a standard analysis tool, so you can compare this one with any other on the board. The funnel numbers come from the daily snapshots, not from the creator.
French startups buy a rank on a list that admits it is bought: "no jury, no algorithm, your rank is what you paid". They get a name, one line, a link and a click counter, and the joke of taking part. 86 startups did.
Cumulative from 0.30 € in 0.30 € steps; every payment adds to your total and the highest total is first. Rivalry sets the price at the top: ChatSEO holds it with 499.20 € and a takeover costs 499.50 €.
Unlimited rows; only the first places are scarce.
The French startup scene on X, 13,118 visitors in four days. The satire only works if the scene shares it, and the same site in English, launched the same week with the same rules, collected $21.60.
The creator's standing in one scene. The English twin, built by the same person, proves that the mechanic without the scene is worth almost nothing.
Fading with the wave, 30-cent steps capping the total, and satire wearing off faster than a real ad.
Community, not mechanic. 2,687 € in French against $21.60 in English is the cleanest measurement of that in our data.
| Date | Revenue | Reach | Impressions | Likes | Reposts | Replies | Visits (creator) | Online |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28 Aug 2026 | €2,687 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 28 Aug 2026 | €2,687 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 28 Aug 2026 | €2,687 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 27 Aug 2026 | €2,687 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | 13118 | yes |
| 27 Aug 2026 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |