Sponsor a slot

Twelve fixed slots on every public page. Six stand beside the opening text on the home page, three on each side, before anyone reads a single row; six sit below the board. On every other page the six run in two rows above the board. A run is 7 days at a fixed price. A click on your slot opens your website in a new tab.

How it works

• One price, 7 days. The run starts the moment your payment is confirmed and ends 7 days later. There is no automatic renewal; we ask before every extension, and the price you booked at stays the same for your renewals.
• What you get: your logo, your name, one line of text, your link, and a colour for the neon effect, shown in your slot on every public page. If you upload no logo, we take the icon your site declares, once, when you book; that is the only thing we ever fetch from your site.
• Who sees it: people who build, copy or write about weird internet businesses. The board currently lists 70 projects with 57 live.
• What we do not do: tracking pixels, retargeting, or hiding the "sponsored" label. Sponsors are never listed as projects unless they qualify on their own, and a slot never changes what we list or write.
• Businesses only, all sales final. Slots are sold to businesses, not to consumers. Your slot goes live automatically the moment the payment is confirmed; nobody reads it first. We check every slot afterwards and remove one that breaks the Terms, with the unused days refunded. Apart from that the run is paid for and there are no refunds, also not for fewer clicks than hoped.

Book

Fill in what your slot should show, then pay on the next page. Payment runs through Dodo Payments, our merchant of record; the checkout handles taxes and invoicing. Your slot is live within seconds of the payment, and the page you come back to tells you where.

Prices may change for new bookings as traffic changes, never during a booked run. Prices are in US dollars; taxes are added at checkout where they apply.