epenis.lol ↗ · launched 28 Aug 2026 · 0 days so far
A satire of the outbid wave itself: $1 buys one centimetre, the height decays by one centimetre every hour, and the fights are one against one. "Outbid clones rank you forever. This one goes soft unless you pay again." Built by Dany in France. $11 verified through Stripe on 28 August 2026; the launch date is not documented, so we list the day we first saw it.
Creator: Dany · @majorbaguette · 1,380 followersCurrency: USDUpdated: 28 Aug 2026 21:57 UTC
A public list where your position is what you paid. Whoever pays more pushes you down.
What is soldA rank on a listPrice forms byPay-to-rank, no endLives onOwn websiteHow oftenRepeatsNext buyer viaPress and absurdity · taxonomyMonetizationPay-to-rank with hourly decayPricing$1 per centimetre; minus one centimetre an hourGoalNone statedInventoryUnlimitedLaunch platformXCore mechanicDecay forces repeat paymentsRepeatableYes, it can sell again
How the mechanism works, and why it works here 7 of 7 blocks · the schema
Every project is taken apart with the same seven questions, each borrowed from a standard analysis tool, so you can compare this one with any other on the board. The funnel numbers come from the daily snapshots, not from the creator.
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What is exchanged
Value Proposition Canvas
Centimetres, at a dollar each, that shrink by one an hour.
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How the price forms
Pricing mechanism analysis
$1 per centimetre; decay of one centimetre an hour.
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Supply and scarcity
Scarcity and inventory analysis
Unlimited.
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Growth loop
Viral loop analysis
The joke about the wave, posted into the wave.
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Defensibility
Moat and clone analysis
None.
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What can kill it
Failure mode analysis
Decay only forces repeat payments if anyone cares about staying tall; $11 says few do.
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Why it works here
Editorial verdict
Decay as a mechanic is the one idea the wave lacked, and $11 is what the joke was worth.