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What is exchanged
Value Proposition CanvasCentimetres, at a dollar each, that shrink by one an hour.
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A satire of the outbid wave itself: $1 buys one centimetre, the height decays by one centimetre every hour, and the fights are one against one. "Outbid clones rank you forever. This one goes soft unless you pay again." Built by Dany in France. $11 verified through Stripe on 28 August 2026; the launch date is not documented, so we list the day we first saw it.
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Post views
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public views of tracked posts, 30 days
Peak revenue
$11
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Revenue over time 997 snapshots · cumulative
First 24 h $11 · peak revenue $11
Social attention impressions per day
Latest day: n/a impressions · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies · 0 visits
Status the rules
Stalled Revenue moved only 0.0 % in 14 days.
Revenue moved less than 2 percent over the last 14 days, or not at all in 60 days. The site is still online.
Revenue history
First 24 hours$11Peak$11Days active49Snapshots997 daily
In one sentence editorial
Decay as the mechanic: the rank rots unless you keep paying. The joke is the whole product.
AbsurdityRecurring salesPublic outbidding
The facts A rank on a list
A public list where your position is what you paid. Whoever pays more pushes you down.
What is soldA rank on a listPrice forms byPay-to-rank, no endLives onOwn websiteHow oftenRepeatsNext buyer viaPress and absurdity · what the facets meanMonetizationPay-to-rank with hourly decayPricing$1 per centimetre; minus one centimetre an hourGoalNone statedInventoryUnlimitedLaunch platformXCore mechanicDecay forces repeat paymentsRepeatableYes, it can sell again
How the mechanism works, and why it works here 7 of 7 blocks · the schema
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Post views, 30 days
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Revenue, 30 days
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How the price forms
Pricing mechanism analysis$1 per centimetre; decay of one centimetre an hour.
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Supply and scarcity
Scarcity and inventory analysisUnlimited.
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Growth loop
Viral loop analysisThe joke about the wave, posted into the wave.
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Defensibility
Moat and clone analysisNone.
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What can kill it
Failure mode analysisDecay only forces repeat payments if anyone cares about staying tall; $11 says few do.
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Why it works here
Editorial verdictDecay as a mechanic is the one idea the wave lacked, and $11 is what the joke was worth.
Evidence · 1 items
28 Aug 2026
Public transaction record
TrustMRR: $11 all-time, Stripe-verified · reported revenue: $11 · trustmrr.com (reachable, checked 16 Oct 2026)
What happened 4 events
- Website back onlineHTTP 200
- Website went offlinegetaddrinfo ENOTFOUND epenis.lol
- Website back onlineHTTP 200
- Evidence added: First seen on TrustMRRLaunch date not documented.
Daily snapshots latest 10 of 997
| Date | Revenue | Reach | Impressions | Likes | Reposts | Replies | Visits (creator) | Online |
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| 16 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 16 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 16 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 16 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 16 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 15 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 15 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 15 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 15 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
| 15 Oct 2026 | $11 | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | n/a | yes |
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